Dildo Dory Grill is a casual dining establishment situated right on the waterfront of the picturesque community of Dildo Newfoundland. Our goal is to present our patrons with a excellent meal and a great view. Whether you are from just around the bay or you come from abroad, please come and experience all the beauty and serenity of rural Newfoundland.
A Newfoundland favorite that will leave
both you and "the cod" speechless. Lightly dusted in
seasoned flour, served golden brown with crispy scrunchions
and lemon. 13.50
Harvested from the depths of the local bays and
pan seared to plump perfection in a mouth-watering balsamic
On the deck or in the dining room, fresh local
mussels are always a favorite! Perfectly steamed in either
a WHITE WINE & GARLIC, or a TANGY TOMATOE WINE
sauce. Served with an oven-baked biscuit. 13.50
Straight from "the squid jigging' ground", fresh
squid tossed in a seasoned flour and served with a choice of
dipping sauces. Choose from: homemade tartar or traditional
seafood cocktail. 12.50
Crisp corn chips, tomatoes, olives, bell peppers, and jalapenos smothered with melted Cheddar and Mozzarella, and finished with a sprinkle of green onions. Tomato Salsa and Sour Cream come on the side. 12.50
Add Grilled Chicken 3.50Add Spicy Beef 3.50
Large beefeater style onion rings deep
fried to crispy perfection and served piping hot. Another deck
A-peeling ....literally! The ever popular
finger food combines the tender skin of a new potato with
melted cheeses and bacon bits prepared from real bacon. Sour
cream on the side makes a perfect dip. 12.50
A hearty soup for all to enjoy! Totally vegetarian, our Newfoundland Pea Soup offers all the flavor of its traditional recipe and features fresh local root vegetables for added flavor. A perfect option for the health conscious and vegans! Served with an oven-baked biscuit.
Cup 6.50Bowl 9.50
Thick and creamy, our famous seafood chowder is loaded with chunks of fresh cod, salmon, and local root vegetables. Served with an oven-baked biscuit.
Cup 9.50Bowl 12.50
Our spicy tomato based chowder offers a zesty blend of fresh seafood and shellfish for a tangy hearty serving. Served with an oven-baked biscuit.
Cup 9.50Bowl 12.50
CREAMY AND SPICY! Expect a Pefect Explosion of Flavour when our 2 Chowders meet and come together as one spectacular taste sensation. A little bit cream and a little bit tomato...the perfect duo. Served with an oven-baked biscuit.
Cup 9.50Bowl 12.50
Mixed leafy greens, cherry tomatoes, red onion, crunchy walnuts, and dried cranberries are gently tossed in our tongue tingling Dildo dressing. Laced with garlic, the faint at heart may want to substitute our Dildo dressing for a more simple Balsamic or Honey Curry dressing.
Side 7.50Main 11.50
Mouthwatering and difficult to resist, it is hard to believe that we are talking about the old reliable, Caesar Salad. It never caesars (sorry, we could not resist) to amaze how a single salad remains so popular after all these years but, like a favourite toy, the Caesar Salad will always reign supreme.
Side 7.50Main 11.50
Add Grilled Chicken 4.00
Freshly plucked from the icy cold North Atlantic and pan fried to perfection. Served with our homemade tartar sauce, scrunchions, your choice of a side and a stack of fresh local root vegetables. A total luxury. 12oz 24.50
Mercy Buckets (or merci beaucoup) ...thanks to the French and their love for everything rich and creamy, you can enjoy our very own interpretation of their 'au gratin'. Fresh cod is prepared in a rich white sauce and topped with a blend of delicious cheeses. Say Dildo! No, say Cheese! Order the Cod au Gratin...you won't be able to wipe the smile off your face! 14.50
WILD AND FRESH NORTH ATLANTIC COD! Hand dipped in our Signature batter and lightly fried to mouth watering perfection. Served with only the best HANDCUT HOMEMADE FRIES and our very own tangy tartar sauce. From now on, when you think DILDO, you'll think Best Fish & Chips!
6oz 15.5012oz 21.50
Perfect for the DECK! Bite size pieces of cod prepared in the same manner as our famous traditional style fish. Lightly battered and served with our very own tangy tartar sauce or your choice of selected dipping sauces. 9.50
One as an appetizer, two for lighter fare, or three as a main entree, our fishcakes are ready to please any appetite at any time of the day. Whipped potatoes with fresh cod and savory are served as golden brown cakes accompanied by our very own tartar sauce. Ask for scrunchions for a more local experience. Great choice if you only have time for a quickie!
one 6.50two 10.50three 14.50
Served with Your Choice of:
Hand cut Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Mashed Potato, or Salad
Make room.....prepare to be filled to the gunnels! This colossal Dildo crave fest is perfect for those with a massive appetite. Huge portions may not scare you, but we would be shocked if your not stuffed after enjoying this Dildo spectacle. Not able to finish?.....take it home and enjoy later. 39.50
Cup of Chowder with Biscuit
1/3 lb of cod (pan seared)
1/4 lb of Cod tongues
1/2 lb of mussels
You might not be the Captain, but you can certainly feast like one. So give the orders and order the Captain's Scoff....a Dildo experience that will satisfy even the hardest of hard nosed captains. Enjoy.....Captain's Orders! 39.50
Cup of Chowder with Biscuit
A Dildo experience that will leave you feeling all warm inside and totally satisfied. Prepared with a rich savory chicken baked in a flaky pie crust. 13.50
Tickle your fancy with our tender strips of chicken that have been lightly breaded and prepared for your dining pleasure. Served with a delicious plum sauce. 8.50
Add a side of homemade fries: 6.50
Take a WOK on the DOCK. Fresh veggies are stir fried to crisp perfection in a flavor filled sauce. TOSSED over rice on a BED of lettuce, our stir fry may become known as a toss in the sack! 12.50
Add Chicken: 4.00
Experience Dildo with full abandon! This is a perfect time to satisfy your craving for something wild. A massive beast, just the sight of it will send shivers up your spine. Once you get a taste of it, you will go wild for more. Cave in to your craving and let loose with a “Bit of Moose”! 15.50
Or Double D Burger. Try to get your mouth around this DILDO favorite. A half pound of thick juicy 100% beef sandwiched between a toasted rustic bun. Smothered in toppings of your choice, this could get messy. 11.50
A Huge HIT that is nowhere near accidental. Wild and local, this 1/2 lb of meat has a flavor all it's own which will leave you both intrigued by its uniqueness and wanting more! Your HUNT for the perfect self indulgence is over...you "gotta get your moose by’!"...and what better way than for somebody to serve it to you? 13.50
A heaving plump and juicy breast of chicken beckons you with its temptuous aromas and mouthwatering tenderness. Beautifully centered on a fresh rustic bun, this perfectly grilled chicken will make land lovers out of the biggest seamen around! 11.50
Give peas a chance...plus a few other grains and vegetables. This Dildo alternative is the perfect meat substitute! 9.50
You don't come here for the weather, but the fish rocks! Have a hankering for some hot bun action but wanna have our famous NL fish.....well, our Dildo fish burger is your perfect match. A fresh piece of cod gets laid on a steamy fresh bun, generously spread with our creamy tartar sauce, topped by a second bun and finished off any way you like it....OMC! 11.50
ALWAYS TOPPED WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, KETCHUP, MUSTARD, MAYO, RELISH
ADD THESE FAVORITE TOPPINGS
AGED CHEDDAR 1.00
CARMELIZED ONIONS 1.00
SAUTEED MUSHROOMS 1.00
ADD HANDCUT FRIES, SWEET POTATO FRIES OR ONION RINGS TO ANY OF THE ABOVE FOR AN EXTRA 5.00
Homemade Fries 6.50
Sweet Potato Fries 7.50
Onion Rings 8.50
Insalata Mista 7.50
Cole Slaw 2.50
Fish Cake 6.50
Ice Cream Scoop 2.75
This pudding gets 2 F's....Famous and Favourite! Created in our very own kitchen, our Dildo signature pudding lives up to its name. Dark, Sticky, Moist....this Dildo exclusive will put a smile on your face and a warm feeling in your soul. Baked fresh and filled with dates. Topped with a Newfoundland Rum Sauce and fresh cream. 6.75
A Dildo favourite that will leave your lips blue...temporarily. Another dessert from a collection of favorites featuring wild Newfoundland blueberries, served warm but topped with an artful scoop of vanilla ice cream. 6.75
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