Dildo Dory Grill is a fine dining establishment situated right on the waterfront of the picturesque community of Dildo Newfoundland. Our goal is to present our patrons with a excellent meal and a great view. Whether you are from just around the bay or you come from abroad, please come and experience all the beauty and serenity of rural Newfoundland.
A Newfoundland favorite that will leave both you and "the cod" speechless. Lightly dusted in seasoned flour, served golden brown with crispy scrunchions and lemon
Harvested from the depths of the local bays and pan seared to plump perfection in a mouth-watering balsamic reduction.
On the deck or in the dining room, fresh local mussels are always a favorite! Perfectly steamed in either a WHITE WINE & GARLIC, or a TANGY TOMATOE WINE sauce. Served with an oven-baked biscuit.
Straight from "the squid jigging' ground", fresh squid tossed in a seasoned flour and served with a choice of dipping sauces. Choose from: homemade tartar or traditional seafood cocktail.
Crisp corn chips, tomatoes, olives, bell peppers, and jalapenos smothered with melted Cheddar and Mozzarella, and finished with a sprinkle of green onions. Tomato Salsa and Sour Cream come on the side.
Add Grilled Chicken 3.50
Add Spicy Beed 3.50
Large beefeater style onion rings deep fried to crispy perfection and served piping hot. Another deck favorite!
A-peeling ....literally! The ever popular finger food combines the tender skin of a new potato with melted cheeses and bacon bits prepared from real bacon. Sour cream on the side makes a perfect dip.
A hearty soup for all to enjoy! Totally vegetarian, our Newfoundland Pea Soup offers all the flavor of its traditional recipe and features fresh local root vegetables for added flavor. A perfect option for the health conscious and vegans! Served with an oven-baked biscuit.
Thick and creamy, our famous seafood chowder is loaded with chunks of fresh cod, salmon, and local root vegetables. Served with an oven-baked biscuit.
Our spicy tomato based chowder offers a zesty blend of fresh seafood and shellfish for a tangy hearty serving. Served with an oven-baked biscuit.
CREAMY AND SPICY! Expect a Pefect Explosion of Flavour when our 2 Chowders meet and come together as one spectacular taste sensation. A little bit cream and a little bit tomato...the perfect duo. Served with an oven-baked biscuit.
Mixed leafy greens, cherry tomatoes, red onion, crunchy walnuts, and dried cranberries are gently tossed in our tongue tingling Dildo dressing. Laced with garlic, the faint at heart may want to substitute our Dildo dressing for a more simple Balsamic or Honey Curry dressing.
Mouthwatering and difficult to resist, it is hard to believe that we are talking about the old reliable, Caesar Salad. It never caesars (sorry, we could not resist) to amaze how a single salad remains so popular after all these years but, like a favourite toy, the Caesar Salad will always reign supreme.
Add Grilled Chicken 4.00
Freshly plucked from the icy cold North Atlantic and pan fried to perfection. Served with our homemade tartar sauce, scrunchions, your choice of a side and a stack of fresh local root vegetables. A total luxury.
Try a DILDO dory exclusive. Open up to new experiences in dining. Fresh and steamy, our COD is lightly poached and drizzled in an Asian inspired reduction finished with soy, fresh ginger, garlic, and cilantro. Accompanied by brown rice pilaf and a stack of fresh local root vegetables...exciting and satisfying...a new craving possibly?
WILD AND FRESH NORTH ATLANTIC COD! Hand dipped in our Signature batter and lightly fried to mouth watering perfection. Served with only the best HANDCUT HOMEMADE FRIES and our very own tangy tartar sauce. From now on, when you think DILDO, you'll think Best Fish & Chips!
Perfect for the DECK! Bite size pieces of cod prepared in the same manner as our famous traditional style fish. Lightly battered and served with our very own tangy tartar sauce or your choice of selected dipping sauces.
One as an appetizer, two for lighter fare, or three as a main entree, our fishcakes are ready to please any appetite at any time of the day. Whipped potatoes with fresh cod and savory are served as golden brown cakes accompanied by our very own tartar sauce. Ask for scrunchions for a more local experience. Great choice if you only have time for a quickie!
You'll "find yer' sea legs" with this generous helping of fresh crab. Steamed
in the shell and served with warm butter, it won't be long before this Dildo delight
claws its way to the top of your guilty pleasures!
Served with your choice of: handcut fries, sweet potato fries, mashed potato, rice pilaf or salad.
Served by the 1lb Market Price
A Dildo experience that will leave you feeling all warm inside and totally satisfied. Prepared with a rich savory chicken baked in a flaky pie crust.
Tickle your fancy with our tender strips of chicken that have been lightly breaded and prepared for your dining pleasure. Served with a delicious plum sauce.
Add a side of homemade fries: 6.50
Enjoy this deck favorite with an ice cold local ICEBERG beer!: 6.50
Take a WOK on the DOCK. Fresh veggies are stir fried to crisp perfection in a flavor filled sauce. TOSSED over rice on a BED of lettuce, our stir fry may become known as a toss in the sack!
Add Chicken: 4.00
Experience Dildo with full abandon! This is a perfect time to satisfy your craving for something wild. A massive beast, just the sight of it will send shivers up your spine. Once you get a taste of it, you will go wild for more. Cave in to your craving and let loose with a “Bit of Moose”!
Or Double D Burger. Try to get your mouth around this DILDO favorite. A half pound of thick juicy 100% beef sandwiched between a toasted rustic bun. Smothered in toppings of your choice, this could get messy. 10.50
A Huge HIT that is nowhere near accidental. Wild and local, this 1/4 lb of meat has a flavor all it's own which will leave you both intrigued by its uniqueness and wanting more! Your HUNT for the perfect self indulgence is over...you "gotta get your moose by’!"...and what better way than for somebody to serve it to you?
A heaving plump and juicy breast of chicken beckons you with its temptatious aromas and mouthwatering tenderness. Beautifully centered on a fresh rustic bun, this perfectly grilled chicken will make land lovers out of the biggest seamen around!
Give peas a chance...plus a few other grains and vegetables. This Dildo alternative is the perfect meat substitute!
ALWAYS TOPPED WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, KETCHUP,MUSTARD, MAYO, RELISH
Sweet Potato Fries
Ice Cream Scoop
This pudding gets 2 F's....Famous and Favourite! Created in our very own kitchen, our Dildo signature pudding lives up to its name. Dark, Sticky, Moist....this Dildo exclusive will put a smile on your face and a warm feeling in your soul. Baked fresh and filled with dates. Topped with a Newfoundland Rum Sauce and fresh cream.
Comfort food redefined. Warm and yummy, fresh Ginger gives this dark moist cake an explosive flavour and a mouth watering scent that will give you memories of going to grandma's
A Dildo favourite that will leave your lips blue...temporarily. Another dessert from a collection of favorites featuring wild Newfoundland blueberries, served warm but topped with an artful scoop of vanilla ice cream.
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